Celestial Saga

-Debra and Mitch have some sort of visceral reaction to being back in living flesh and proceed to tussle with each other weakly in mid air . While Mitch flails around, Debra seems surprised by how much more maneuverable she is than what should be normal for a human. Tanner proceeds to calmly look around as they plummet and sees a vast green land, a town that’s not too far off in the distance. From his inference as a sniper , he immediately knows that if they so chose, all of them could redirect themselves closer to that town He also sees that if they stay on course as is, they will be landing around a grassland with a lake a bit of a ways off, that has a shack near it Other points of interest is a town that’s much further away than the former, and a dense forest

What do you all do?

Tanner- gracefully glide as close towards town as possible

Mitch- grab onto Tanner11

Shanoa⚕ — Tanner begins to direct his descent towards the first town and Mitch reflexively grabs hold of his bro

Shanoa⚕ — Tanner is the only one who knows where anything is atm

Debra- i follow malik and tre

Shanoa⚕ — Debra also reflexively follows the lead of Tanner and Mitch and they all begin to nose dive towards town

As the group nears the town, a thought suddenly begins to dawn upon them : how do they survive landing???

*ETA until touchdown is 3 minutes

Tanner- I look at mitch the rats giant parachute like pants that he was wearing1

Debra- i tuck and roll

Mitch- now how big is this hammer?

Shanoa⚕ — King DDD style

So huge

Mitch- i wanna slam that mf down to break my fall

Shanoa⚕ — Mitch has a 100% of survival(Lucky nigga) Tanner asks Mitch to give him his garb to use as a parachute. %100 (if mitch accepts) Debra 100% chance of survival (ultimate ninja) * ETA to landing is 2 minutes(edited)

Mitch- i decline tanner

Mitch- jk

Mitch- “Bro get the fuck off me”

Shanoa⚕ — The group all land in what appears appears be a town square, around a water fountain. At this point before landing, it becomes clear that some of the people in the town have been watching you all fall , and so they’ve given you all ample room to land Debra touches down first ,

” whoa, a woman? ”

along with some jeers and cat calls/whistles

Mitch lands second, with a thunderous crash of his hammer ” oh my goodness” an older woman clearly cries out ” not one of THEM”

Tanner lands lastly, smoothly with the makeshift parachute, ” what a badass” there’s the faint sound of uh ” hey wait let me get a look at this one”

What do you do

Tanner- Leaves group to find a vantage point

Debra- make the men give me money2

Mitch- Start snarling1

Shanoa – Tanner begins to look for any points of interest from where they can get information a bit away from everyone Debra immediately begins panhandling men shamelessly and acquires 500 gold pieces easily from some old men who were watching the spectacle The cries of scared children can be heard as Mitch snarls at the crowd Oddly enough, it seems like outside of the onlookers, most of the town is resuming basic function despite the groups antics
” mommy why is the rat man naked?” ” don’t look honey, those savages are just born that way”

Tanner spots a tall enough building that would give him a nice view

Mitch- I want to steal someone’s clothes

Tanner- Scans the whole town looking for milfs11

Debra- “disgusting cretin”

Mitch- “Fucking monkeys”

Tanner- “Damn I hope they dont have child support in this world”

Debra- tre bout to form a whole new town

Mitch- I want to absorb every disease this world has to offer

And give it to Debby and Tanner

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