Celestial Saga

-the group travels within the dark cavern , with Dara leading them.

Dara-

“Circe, stay close to me.”

“I know some humans have trouble seeing in an environment like this.”

Circe-

“I should be fine. Keep your hand free for shooting.”

Dara-

“Oh, r..right.”

Jubei-

“You hear that?”

Donna-

“Huh?”

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” BABYBACK BITCH !!!”

Dara-

“That was a woman’s voice, but, did she just say what I think she said?”

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“B-bitch…?”

Samora-

“Let’s move!!!”

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-As the group nears the growing ruckus, Dara peers into a side room of the cavern to get a look

Two people shackled to the cavern wall

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“Everytime we go on a quest it’s “hey watch this bro I got this check this out” and all it ever ends up being is you being an embarrassment”

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“Look, Gloria, people drop swords. It happens.”

Gloria-

“Do they drop their weapon when it’s a LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!?”

“We ended up getting captured cause of your ass!!!”

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“Twas a simple roll of the dice.”

Gloria-

“Are you stupid???? Are you saying it’s a dice roll as to whether you can actually hit shit with a object firmly held in your hands????”

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“Well to be fair, not everyone has the grip strength of a gorilla like yo- OW!!! YOU JUST HEADBUTT ME!?” “WHY IS IT SO HARD!???”

Gloria-

“Die”

Dara-

“Seems like we found our survivors.”

Goblin-

“AW SHADDUP!!!”

-A smack is heard as the man is punished by a goblin captor A whimper emerges from him

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“But she was literally yelling, how come they’ve only been hitting me..”

Gloria-

“Wimp”

Goblin-

“Klarg wants to see you!!”

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“To negotiate our freedom..?”

Goblin-

“He wants to enjoy her and our newest captive, some mouthy green haired girl”

Gloria-

“Fuck off. I’ve seen enough of you to last a lifetime.”

Dara-

” Mouthy, green hair…he couldn’t be talking about her..?”

Goblin-

“You can come the easy way, or the EASIER WAY!!!”

-several goblins enter the room, a gathering of 4 in total

Samora-

“ORA!!”

-Samora leaps in with a spin kick, followed by Jubei and Donna taking down a goblin each. Circe takes down one straggler that Samora’s initial attack didn’t incapacitate

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“Oh thank god, a rescue!”

Gloria-

“Who’re you guys?”

Jubei-

“Rookie adventures, here to investigate the wagon heist!!”

Circe-

“Can you tell us what happened here exactly?”

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“Sure thing! Just free us and we’ll tell you everything!”

Gloria-

“Leave him.”

–

“That’s not a very funny joke…”

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