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I get it. Two swords look cool. You walk into a tavern with one on each hip and suddenly everyone thinks you’re some kind of whirlwind of death. But let me tell you—after years of dungeon crawling, bounty hunting, and one regrettable stint as a bodyguard for a bard who couldn’t stop flirting with liches—I’ve learned that one sword is more than enough. Here’s why I stick to a single blade: One Sword, One Mind Combat moves fast. If you’re…
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within the woods the group was in prior, Samora leaps from tree branch to branch, crouched down scouting for enemies Dara- “Why exactly did you let her join again?” Circe- “We’re short on time, considering we had to go back and recover for a day.” “If there’s any survivors of the goblin ambush, then they’re most likely on borrowed time.” Donna- “Why wouldn’t they be eaten up already?” Jubei- “I’ve heard that goblins tend to spare women, at least for…
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– “Now let’s see..” Prinny- ” It’s delivery manager Gized dood!!!” Kaito- “uh…a what manager?” Prinny- “A delivery manager dood!!!” “They make sure all the deliveries are made at a reasonable hour dood!!!” Kaito- “That sounds pretty…what’s the word..” Yoko- “Normie” Kaito- “Yeah. So why’re you freaking out?” Prinny- “You don’t understand dood!!!” “Delivery managers are total slave drivers!!! They keep track of our breaks, they limit them to only 5 an hour, and only give us 1 hour on…
